Silent Fart
Original Song: "Silent Night"
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Silent fart, deadly fart Launched with stealth, a work of art Tears will well up and drop from your eyes It's an aroma that can't be disguised Try to breathe through your mouth Try to breathe through your mouth Silent fart, deadly fart Odor that can stop your heart Straight from someone's anonymous rear People cry out "hey, what died in here" No one claims it as theirs No one claims it as theirs Silent fart, deadly fart Quickly makes a crowd depart Coughing and gagging they all run away 'Cept for the person who put it in play It's not so bad when it's yours It's not so bad when it's yours |
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