Silent Fart
Original Song: "Silent Night"
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Silent fart, deadly fart
Launched with stealth, a work of art
Tears will well up and drop from your eyes
It's an aroma that can't be disguised
Try to breathe through your mouth
Try to breathe through your mouth
Silent fart, deadly fart
Odor that can stop your heart
Straight from someone's anonymous rear
People cry out "hey, what died in here"
No one claims it as theirs
No one claims it as theirs
Silent fart, deadly fart
Quickly makes a crowd depart
Coughing and gagging they all run away
'Cept for the person who put it in play
It's not so bad when it's yours
It's not so bad when it's yours