On Christmas Eve
Original Song: "My Favorite Things" by Rodgers & Hammerstein
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Humorous t-shirts, emergency hammers Calendars with daily tips about grammer Fruitcakes and clappers that turn off the light I'll buy it all when it's Christmas Eve night Ab exercisers and giant sunglasses Clocks that make bird sounds as each hour passes Beef logs and shoe inserts that give you height I'll buy it all when it's Christmas Eve night When the clock chimes When the malls close And I'm still not done I'll speed through the town looking for open stores Buying things on the run Chia pets, omlette pans and nose hair trimmers Money belts, lava lamps, and salad spinners Electric pens that massage as you write I'll buy it all when it's Christmas Eve night When the clock chimes When the malls close And I'm still not done I'll speed through the town looking for open stores Buying things on the run |
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