Old Man
Original song: "Soul Man" 
by Sam & Dave
Play the performance
by Gary Hermann
from
The BKSG Show
March 31, 2007
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Baby boomer, born so long ago
Good golly, I've got lumbago
Receeding hairline, a pot belly
I don't shower, so I'm smelly
I'm an old man...
And when I walk, my knees creak
I need a plumber, mister happy leaks
Arthritis, hairy ears
Suppositories for my rear
I'm an old man...
My medicines, fill a bookshelf
I repeat myself, I repeat myself
Always constipated, my back aches
My stomach rumbles like an earthquake
I'm an old man...
My eyes are bad, lost my common sense
But thank God, still got my drivers license yea (yea) yea (yea) hah!
I'm an old man...