Yuletide Yell

Original Song: "Rebel Yell" by Billy Idol

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Last night a jolly fat man went zoomin' everywhere
Last night a jolly fat man dropped presents in my lair
You know that he's magic, he's got a sleigh and a sack
The night before Christmas he moves really fast

Because
In the midnight hour he cries ho, ho, ho
With a yuletide yell he cries ho, ho, ho
All around the planet babe, ho, ho, ho
With a jingle bell, ho, ho, ho
Ho ho ho

Transcontinental flight, he can't stay for long
He's always breaking lightspeed, Einstein is wrong
He's got the toys for good girls and boys yeah
He's got a toy that mom will enjoy

And so
In the midnight hour he cries ho, ho, ho
With a yuletide yell he cries ho, ho, ho
All around the planet babe, ho, ho, ho
With a jingle bell, ho, ho, ho

He's got some magic reindeer
Riding in the sleigh all he sees is reindeer rear
And he's got some elves working night and day
All the year, all the year they all work without pay

He treks the world with Rudolph
To bring your gifts to you
If Rudolph ever falters
He'll soon be reindeer stew

If you don't have a chimney
Well Santa he just won't quit
He'll enter right through the toilet
Your gifts, your gifts, your gifts might smell of Christmas [censored]

And then
In the midnight hour he cries ho, ho, ho
With a yuletide yell he cries ho, ho, ho
All around the planet babe, ho, ho, ho
With a jingle bell, he cries ho, ho, ho
Ho ho ho

Oh yeah every Christmas
He yells ho
Ho ho ho ho ho

Oh yeah in December
He yells ho
Ho ho ho ho ho