If You've Got The Money I've Got The Weed

Original Song: "If You've Got The Money I've Got The Time" by Willie Nelson

Parody Performed By: Skip Briggs

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The news is reporting that Willie Nelson is planning to sell marijuana (in those states where it's legal) starting in 2016.

[confused counting]
Three, six, nine two four five one

If you've got the money honey, I've got the weed
It's a first-rate product, ain't no stems or seeds
You'll have such fun baby, laughter is guaranteed
If you've got the money honey, I've got the weed

There ain't no time to tarry, we've got what you need
We've got every strain in stock, all from a to z
Bring along your credit card, 'cause I have just decreed
If you've got the money honey, I've got the weed

[puff n' pass interlude]

We sell where it's legal, the cops won't intercede
Come down to the ganja store and then you can proceed
If you run short of money then it won't help to plead
If you've got no more money honey, I've no more weed

If you've got the money honey, I've got the weed
Try the Maui Wauwie, your mind will be freed
Bring along a shopping bag, 'cause we are all agreed
If you've got the money honey, I've got the weed