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Waking Up Slowly (With Coffee)

Original Song: "Killing Me Softly (With His Song)" by Roberta Flack

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Sipping a bit of the java
Getting prepared for the day
Waking up slowly with coffee
Waking up slowly - with coffee
Greeting the morning - in this way
Waking up slow - OH MY GOD THE CAFFEINE
JUST KICKED IN I CAN SEE A THE WINGS OF
A HUMMINGBIRD BEAT I THINK I'LL DIG A
SWIMMING POOL IN THE BACK YARD OK DONE
NO WAIT I WANT OLYMPIC SIZE OK DONE
I SET MY MUSIC PLAYER TO MAXIMUM SPEED
I JUST LISTENED TO 500 SONGS IN THREE
MINUTES WHILE I BUILT A NEW ROOM ON
THE HOUSE NOW WHAT OK I JUST FIXED
ALL THE POTHOLES ON THE NEIGHBORHOOD
ROADS STILL PLENTY OF TIME TO GET
 
[Start fade out while slowing down]
 
READY For Work have a big day ahead
with...lots of...meetings...need to...
shower...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 
[Fade out on the sound of snoring]