Toke Through the Water

Original Song: "Smoke On the Water" by Deep Purple

Parody Performed By: Skip Briggs

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We thought we'd buy a hookah
So we turned in at the smoke sign
The shopkeeper sold us spices
Said it would be so fine

The head shop was full of hosers
They show up from all around
For real Turkish and Egyptian
All the best deals in town

Toke through the water
A Middle Eastern high
Toke through the water

We met down at Jimmy's house
The neighbors all came around
We passed the hose, nobody went without
Now it's the talk of the town

Life was moving slower
We sat around the living space
Don started rockin' out
And Jimmy backed him up on bass

Toke through the water
Don't let the jar run dry
Toke through the water

The hours passed and the hookah bowl
It was empty, cold and bare
But with a row of fresh herb plants just outside
Jimmy had spice to spare

Puffin' through the night, our eyes were red
This ain't no cigarette
Then Gary said "I've got an idea
I think... I think we'll never regret"

Toke through the vodka
A sweet martini pipe
Toke through the vodka