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I Need Tires

Original Song: "I'm On Fire" by Bruce Springsteen

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[Me]
Hey tire man have you got a deal
'Cause I'm outta tread and hear a squeal, oh no
The situation's dire
Don't you know, I need tires

[Salesman]
Really amazing that you got this far
'Cause that rubber is slick as wax on a car, oh yeah
So what you require
One, two, three, four new tires

[Me]
You see I've been leaving long black skid marks
About everywhere
They look just like the skid marks I leave
On my underwear

[Salesman]
It's good you came in, I got just what you need
Every sale is final so my profit's guaranteed,
All you need
Is to be a buyer
Of these top-dollar tires

[Me]
Here's my card, give me tires
Now I'm broke, and I'm tired