The King Gets Around

Parody Performed By: Gary Hermann

Original Song: "The Girl Gets Around" by Sammy Hagar

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Hear the Black Knight, Squire G, and Jay Capone discuss the scary Burger King on the January 28, 2006 show. Then, later that same show, the challenge is issued.

Well, I'm starting to think that he must be inbred
With that s*** eatin' grin on that big plastic head
And he's there on TV when I'm watching every day
And I see him in bed with some terrified guy
He hands him a sandwich and says goodbye
So it's makin' me think that the Burger King is gay

Oh, yeah

But he's there on the beach with a hot looking chick
Guess being the king can be pretty damn slick
I wanna tell ya, I wish I was that guy
And the cheerleaders smile on another ad
He must keep a whopper down in his pants
So I've changed my opinion, the king must be bi

The king gets around
And he's out in your yard
Don't open the blinds
And hire a guard
Yeah, 'cause he's stalking you
No, you can't dodge the crown
The king gets around, around, around, around, around, around
Good God, this king gets around

This king gets around
He'll give you some food
Don't know where it's been
So you may conclude
It's not worth the chance
Eatin' gifts from this clown
The king gets around, around, around, around, around, round round
Good God, this king gets around
It's scary to think
He's out on the loose
And his eyes never blink
And he must be insane
Yeah, cause he never frowns
The king gets around, around, around, around, around, around
Good God, this king gets around