Sucker

Original Song: "Changes" by David Bowie

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Still don't know what I was thinkin' of
'Cause my cash was running low
Another must-have item
On the infomercial here tonight
They said to order right away
So I pulled my credit card out
And I dialed the telephone
And placed my order to be sent to me
By next-day air delivery

Su-su-su-su-sucker
(spendin' all my cash)
Su-su-sucker
My television lets me shop
Su-su-su-su-sucker
(spendin' all my cash)
Su-su-sucker
Just gotta have a super dusting mop
But wait there's more
So order right now

With QVC and HSN
I know I'll be informed
Of must-have merchandise
And they show me plasticware
That always stays organized
And a special pan for omelettes
That will really change my world
And everything's a special bargain
I better buy before they sell them all

Su-su-su-sucker
(spendin' all my cash)
Su-su-sucker
Supplies are always limited
Su-su-su-su-sucker
(spendin' all my cash)
Su-su-sucker
They prey on all the desperate and dimwitted
I've got to have
A contour pillow

Strange fascination, what will I see
When I spend my hours shopping on TV

Su-su-su-su-sucker
(spendin' all my cash)
Su-su-sucker
Just a small fee gets it engraved
Su-su-su-su-sucker
(spendin' all my cash)
Su-su-sucker
And you know the more you spend the more you save
Order right now
And get two for one
I said to order right now
And join in the fun