Everybody Must Get Stunned

Parody Performed By: Skip Briggs

Original Song: "Rainy Day Women #12 & 35" by Bob Dylan Bob's Website

 

Apologies to all the conscientious, hard working men and women of our country's police forces. But there are some among you who abuse their power. Just do a web search on "taser abuse".

Well, they'll stun ya when you're trying to be so good
They'll stun ya just because they think they should
They'll stun ya when you're walkin' to your home
And they'll stun ya when you smile and say "shalom"
Doesn't matter if you stay or run
Everybody must get stunned!

Well, they'll stun ya when you try to cross the street
They'll stun ya when you try to post a tweet
They'll stun ya when you're steppin' out your door
They'll stun ya 'til you can't take anymore
A policeman's work is never ever done
Everybody must get stunned!

They'll stun ya when you're usin' jumper cables
They'll stun you 'til you're twitching and disabled
They'll stun ya when you're sittin' in your truck
They'll stun ya 'cause they think that you're a schmuck
When cops are lookin' for a little fun
Everybody must get stunned!

Well, they'll stun you 'cause it gives 'em all a grin
They'll stun you then they'll stun you once again
They'll stun you when you're drinkin' at a bar
They'll stun you when you're playin' your guitar
Even if you are a priest or nun
Everybody must get stunned!

Well, they'll stun you when you're talkin' on the phone
They'll stun you in a crowd or all alone
They'll stun you then they'll tell you to behave
They'll stun you 'til they put you in your grave
It's shocking and it's only just begun
Everybody must get stunned!