Song parodies written by Rex Ungericht and sung by Gary Hermann, James Jancik, and others

Stand and Pee

Parody Performed By: Gary Hermann

Original Song: "Stand By Me" by Ben E. King

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When the line is long
At the restroom door
And the wait is an hour - maybe three
You head under the stands, with your shenis in hand
'Cause you know you can stand, stand and pee

So woman, woman
Stand and pee
Oh feel so free
Just stand now
Stand and pee
Just like me

When you're out on the road
And you need a commode
But the ones that you find make you flee
Never fear, my dear, when your shenis is near
Like a man you can stand, stand and pee

Yes woman, woman
You can be
Vertically
Whenever
You go pee
It's easy

So woman woman
Need relief?
Just find a tree
And stand there
Stand and pee
So freely

So head into the men's room and unzip your fly
Just like a guy
And stand there
Stand and pee
Stand and pee

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Parody Notes:

• This parody was first played on The BKSG Show July 26, 2008.
• On 7/19/2008, the Black Knight and Squire G interviewed Kiki Curry, inventor of the shenis. You can hear part of their interview along with the parody. You can also see Kiki's YouTube video made with this parody.