Squire's Lament

Parody Performed By: Skip Briggs

Original Song: "Ain't No Sunshine" by Bill Withers

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The chair breaks. Repairs are attempted.

Ain't no color now it's gone
My old chair has gone away
Ain't no color now it's gone
What I used to sit upon
My new chair is cold and gray

Sidekick chair was bright and red
But it bent and broke one day
Tried to glue it back again
Even tried a cotter pin
Nothing worked, to my dismay

And I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, it blows

Hey I'll bid the red chair adeiu
And maybe paint my new one blue

Ain't no color now it's gone
My new chair is cold and gray
Ain't no color now it's gone
But I'll somehow carry on
Even though it's gone away

And I hope all my dismay
Over a chair gone away
Doesn't sound terribly gay