So Dysfunctional
Original Song: "So Emotional" by Christina Aguilera
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So dysfunctional...so dysfunctional
No matter day or night, we fight
You know you're wrong and that I am right
(If) you weren't my brother I'd sue
I keep on shouting dude, you are so rude
You practice ways to drive me crazy
I want to neutralize you
You and I are so dysfunctional
We can't stop being confrontational
You slipped a cockroach in my bowl of Irish stew
We're so dysfunctional
You thump me high and low, you know
I'm never sure which way you're gonna go
Always antagonizing me
I'm hearing mama scold, because you told
Of my incarceration
That night we mooned a Marine
You and I are so dysfunctional
Sometimes I think it's so irrational
But I will wake you with an amplified kazoo
We're so dysfunctional
Logged into our fam'ly tree
And I took your entry out
Then you went and filled my gloves
Full of sauerkraut, sauerkraut
We're so dysfunctional
(My number one foe)
Ow, you stepped on my toe
(Just goes to show we're so)
We're so dysfunctional
(We both keep trying ways to make each other spew)
Maybe I'll lie low-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
You and I are so dysfunctional
We can't stop being confrontational
I put some glue into your bottle of shampoo
We're so dysfunctional
You and I are so dysfunctional
Sometimes I think it's so irrational
You threw out all the laces on my tennis shoes
We're so dysfunctional
You and I are so dysfunctional
We can't stop being confrontational
And mom keeps shouting that we both are full of poo
We're so dysfunctional