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Slow Slow Slow

Parody Performed By: Gary Hermann

Original Song: "Fun Fun Fun" by The Beach Boys

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Well my school was out for spring
So I thought that we'd make Florida ours
Thought I would drive around in my hot rod
And show off its power
But so many wrinkled people
Are driving twenty miles an hour

That I drove slow, slow, slow
'Cause they wouldn't move on out of the way
(slow, slow, slow 'cause they wouldn't move on out of the way)

Well the years went flying
And I found myself married with kids now
(married with kids now, married with kids now)
They want to go on vacation to Disney
So that's what we did now
(So that's what we did now, So that's what we did)
But when we got to Orlando
I hit the brakes and locked in a skid now
(locked in a skid now, locked in a skid)

And I drove slow, slow, slow
'Cause the elderly were blocking the way
(slow, slow, slow 'cause the elderly were blocking the way)

Well I reached sixty-five
And I retired to the Florida beach now
(I went to the beach now, I went to the beach)
And my body is shrinking,
I need a special car seat just to reach now
(a special car seat, yeah a special car seat)
Tourists drive up fast on me
And hit their brakes and tires go screech now

And I'll drive slow, slow, slow
'Til they take my drivers license away
(slow, slow, slow 'til they take my drivers license away)
Yes I'll drive slow, slow, slow
'Til they take my drivers license away
(slow, slow, slow 'til they take my drivers license away)