Should've Been a Jedi

Original Song: "Should've Been a Cowboy'" by Toby Keith

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You know I saw a guy in brown robes yesterday
He seemed to have a power that I couldn't explain
Moving so fast, look at how he runs
Guess he's got a lot of midichlorians
Keepin' the peace on a thousand planets
He's stopping battle droids and clones single handed
He just moves his hand and they fly away
He never seems to go on a holiday

I should've been a Jedi
I should've learned to use the force
Waving my lightsaber
Flying my X-Wing on a risky course
Sparring with pesky Sith
Trying not to die
Blocking some blaster bolts
Oh, I should've been a Jedi

I might be out on a hunt for a holocron
As I cross hyperspace with my padawan
Showing up like a perfect stranger
Raising my guard when I'm sensing danger
Look out! Here come Mandalorians
Are they minding their own business or pointing guns
Gotta meditate and search my feelings fast
Do I need to attack or just wait 'til they've passed

I should've been a Jedi
I should've learned to use the force
Doin' those mind tricks 'n
Sayin' these aren't the droids you're looking for
Practicing discipline
Like a samurai
Conquering fear and hate
Oh, I should've been a Jedi

I should've been a Jedi
I should've learned to use the force
I'd be spying on bad guys 'n
Waving my hand to open all the doors
Passing away at last
But it's not goodbye
Ghosting the universe
Oh, I should've been a Jedi
Yes, I should've been a Jedi
I should've been a Jedi