Run Away! (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

Original Song: "Let It Snow" by Sammy Cahn & Jule Styne

Parody Performed By: Skip Briggs

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Oh, the Frenchman's up in the castle
And his words are such a hassle
When he catapults cows I say
Run away! Run away! Run away!

And the three-headed knight does thrill us
But he says he's gonna kill us
Time for leaving without delay
Run away! Run away! Run away!

When the beacon's shaped like a grail
And I think that I've finished the quest
But it's women who want a male
Trying to get me undressed

And my armor has started clanking
As the girls all want a spanking
Then Sir Galahad tells them nay
Run away! Run away! Run away!

When a rabbit is in the way
Bors'll step forth to chop off its head
But the rabbit'll make him pay
And in an instant Bor's dead

Now the Frenchman is back and taunting
And our quest is much too daunting
Then the constable joins the fray
Run away! Run away! Run away!