Since U Been Pwned

Original Song: "Since U Been Gone" by Kelly Clarkson

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Here's the thing, we started out friends
It was cool but it hit an end
Yeah yeah
Since U been pwned

You're dedicated to shooter games
But you found I have better aim
Yeah yeah
Since U been pwned

And all I ever hear you say
Is how I must have cheated you
Get over it, c'mon let's play

And since U been pwned
You've been calling me pond slime
You're mad and withdrawn
Yeah yeah
C'mon dude, just admit you got beat
Since U been pwned

How can I put it? You lost I won
You prob'ly still hear my submachine gun
Yeah yeah
Since U been pwned

You text me everyday and say
You are gonna make me pay
You need to learn it's just a game

But since U been pwned
All your base* have become mine
Your hope is all gone
Yeah yeah
Like a noob you're the git (the git) that I hunt
Since U been pwned

You had your chance, you blew it
"It's not fair" you just whine
Fragged your arse and I'll just do it
Again and again and again and again

Since U been pwned (since u been pwned)
I've moved up to the big time
I'm taking you on
Yeah yeah
Thanks to you (thanks to you)
Now I know, I know I can win
I just made level two-nine
I spawn and respawn
Yeah yeah
In my view (Is that you?)
I've been hit (I'm hit!)
I got mowed (Man this blows)
And I heard, I just heard your taunt

I just got pwned
I just got pwned
I just got pwned

 

*"All your base are belong to us" is a famous meme from the poorly-translated game Zero Wing.