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Prescription Wine

Parody Performed By: Gary Hermann

Original Song: "Suspicious Minds" by Elvis Presley

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I feel kinda bad
My forehead throbs
I really hope I don't have rabies

What could it be
That's disabling me
Better see a doc without delay

He says I'll feel much better
With prescription wine
Just drink some every day
I'll be feeling fine

So if you're seeing me go
Out to the liquor sto'
It's just to get medicinal supplies

Don't need as-pi-rin
Got a glass of Zin
If I see a case on sale, I'm buyin'

I'm feeling so much better
With prescription wine
I have some every day
Just a glass or nine

I'm feeling so alive
I gave my doc a high five
Prescribing a daily high
I'm thinkin', I'm gonna have a highball too
Mmm Mmm yeah yeah

I used to feel bad
But now I don't
Because my medicine's fermented

No pills for me
No needles or I.V.
Just a dose of red and I'm okay

I used to feel bad
But now I don't
Because I've got prescription bubbly

I used to feel bad
But now I don't
Because my doctor's really winey

I used to feel bad
But now I don't
Because my remedy is grapey

I used to feel bad
But now I don't
Because I'm now a bottle baby

I used to feel bad
But now I don't
Because my treatment comes from Napa