Presidential Pardon

Original Song: "Octopus's Garden" by The Beatles

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I'd like to be forever free
With a presidential pardon just for me
Released from jail, no need for bail
With a presidential pardon guarantee

Although I always pled the fifth
The jury said they wouldn't acquit
I'll donate cash, and in a flash
There's a presidential pardon just for me

It's good to know there's quid pro quo
When I get convicted of a felony
With cash and praise I'm free in days
With my presidential innocence decree

I will leave these prison grounds
And go somewhere I can't be found
Please give to me immunity
With a presidential pardon just for me

I'll do crime but not much time
Dispensing both cash and loyalty
It's so great to be a reprobate
Knowing I get out of jail free

Everyday I see that crime'll pay
If I share the wealth politically
And I will be forever free
With a presidential pardon for me
With a presidential pardon for me
With a presidential pardon for me