The Other Side
Original Song: "The Other Side" by Skyhooks
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The troops on the bridge are lookin' at me
Darth Vader is my name
Former Jedi amputee
With Obiwan to blame
But now I've gone over to the other side
My lightsaber's powered by Intel Inside
A girl at the table is lookin' at me
She likes my force-fed abs
I ask her "who's your Darth, baby?"
And I think that I'll give her crabs
Because I've gone over to the other side
I need a Leia and I won't be denied
Everybody's got their problems
Something that they really dread
That little %$# Skywalker
Is calling me "sith head"
Endor is where they're lookin' for me
But if they only knew
I'm only here for the fine cuisine
A spicy Ewok stew
'Cause I've gone over, over to the other side
So evil, I poured glue on the playground slide
Yes I've gone over, over to the other side
But Donald Trump still can make me run and hide