On Christmas Eve

Parody Performed By: Gary Hermann

Original Song: "My Favorite Things" by Rodgers & Hammerstein

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Humorous t-shirts, emergency hammers
Calendars with daily tips about grammer
Fruitcakes and clappers that turn off the light
I'll buy it all when it's Christmas Eve night

Ab exercisers and giant sunglasses
Clocks that make bird sounds as each hour passes
Beef logs and shoe inserts that give you height
I'll buy it all when it's Christmas Eve night

When the clock chimes
When the malls close
And I'm still not done
I'll speed through the town looking for open stores
Buying things on the run

Chia pets, omlette pans and nose hair trimmers
Money belts, lava lamps, and salad spinners
Electric pens that massage as you write
I'll buy it all when it's Christmas Eve night

When the clock chimes
When the malls close
And I'm still not done
I'll speed through the town looking for open stores
Buying things on the run