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No Shania

Parody Performed By: Gary Hermann

Original Song: "My Sharona" by The Knack Hear the original song on YouTube

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Based on a true story. Radio Heart DJ Petunia Bloom can't stand listening to Shania Twain songs.

When Petunia Bloom is on, when she's on
Don't you know she never will play Shania
Doesn't like Shania songs, is it wrong
Flippin' out if you even say Shania

Never play her songs, anytime
On the radio
She thinks Shania songs are a crime
And they really blow

No, no, no, no, no, oh!
N-N-N-No Shania

If you play Shania tunes, any tunes
Don't you know it really will steam Petunia
Then she'll turn and run away, run away
Sorta seems a little extreme, Petunia

Really don't know why, when she hears
A Shania tune
Petunia says goodbye, disappears
To another room

No, no, no, no, no, oh!
N-N-N-No Shania
N-N-N-No Shania

Wonder if there'll come a day, come a day
When Petunia finally can stand Shania
Thinkin' that there's not a way, not a way
All Petunia wants is to ban Shania

Never play her songs, anytime
On the radio
She thinks Shania songs are a crime
And they really blow

No, no, no, no, no, oh!
N-N-N-N-N-N-N-No, no, no, no, no, oh!

N-N-N-No Shania
N-N-N-No Shania
N-N-N-No Shania
N-N-N-No Shania