Norway

Original Song: "My Way" by Frank Sinatra

Parody Performed By: Skip Briggs

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And now, my ears are numb
My lips are chapped, my toes are frozen
My friend, I might succumb
I can't adapt to all these snows, n'
This cold, that's so intense
I think Jack Frost is starting foreplay
Oh why, oh why did I, fly out to Norway

Regrets, I've had a few
Like coming here without a parka
And now at half past two
It seems the sky is getting darka
I planned this stupid trip
Because I thought I'd head out your way
And now I'm turning blue right here in Norway

And there are times, here in this place
When I believe I might lose my face
The blowing wind, the frigid air
It penetrates my underwear
If I can move I'm gonna groove right out of Norway

I've hopped, I've rubbed my hands
I've stomped my feet, but I'm still icy
And now here in this land
My odds at life are getting dicey
To think I came out here
To have some fun for one or more days
But I froze off my buns right here in Norway

So there are some things I can conclude
At 65 north latitude
My pulse is weak, my brain's confused
It's hard to speak, you seem amused
I will survive, if you will drive
Me out of Norway

I must leave Norway