My Doggie

Original Song: "My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean"

Parody Performed By: Skip Briggs

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My doggie lies down on the carpet
My doggie lies down at my feet
My doggie lies down on the carpet
Except when she begs for a treat

Sit up, sit up
She sits up and begs for a treat from me
Sit up, sit up
She sits up and begs for a treat

My kitty lies down on my keyboard
My kitty lies on my PC
My kitty lies down on my keyboard
And pays no attention to me

Get down, get down
My kitty won't listen to me you see
Get down, get down
My kitty won't listen to me

My body drops down on the sofa
My body drops like a felled tree
My body drops down on the sofa
And then I turn on the TV

Lean back, lean back
I lean back to watch some TV for me
Lean back, lean back
I lean back to watch some TV

My doggy starts whining and begging
My kitty knocks over my tea
My doggy keeps whining and begging
I don't get a moment of peace

Sometimes. sometimes
I just want to give them a sedative
Sometimes, sometimes
I just wish they both would play dead