Monty Python Rhapsody

Original Song: "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen

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Is this medieval?
Is this a holy quest?
It's a retrieval
To discover the cup that's best

Join Arthur's cause
And search without pause or rest
We are all brave knights, ready to face the test
Except Sir Robin runs, Robin flees
He might be cowardly
When the knight with heads three
Says he'll eat Sir Robin at tea, at tea

Arthur, we're in the woods
When to our surprise we see
It's the knights who all say Ni
Arthur, how will we survive
But then they say they want a shrubbery

Arthur, ooh
There's a Frenchman up above
He's catapulting livestock our direction
Run away, run away, or you'll have to face a taunting

Elsewhere, Sir Galahad
Was sure he saw the grail
And he knew he wouldn't fail
But then he discovered a different fate
Double eighty ladies waiting to be spanked

Lordy, ooh (here at Castle Anthrax)
Galahad decides
That he will face the peril and persevere

You get a message begging for a champion
Lancelot, Lancelot, will you rescue the damsel
Locked inside a tower, this is now your hour, go
(Save the princess) Save the princess
(Save the princess) Save the princess
Save the princess, what the heck?
It is a dude

Everyone gather, new adversary
It's just a bunny, but it has pointy teeth
Spare us our lives from this monstrosity

Galahad, Belvedere, can we blow it up
Hand grenade! Yes, we're gonna blow it up (blow it up!)
Hand grenade! We're gonna blow it up (blow it up!)
Hand grenade! We're gonna blow it up (blow it up!)
Gonna blow it up (blow it up!)
Gonna blow it up (gonna, gonna, gonna, gonna blow it up)
Oh oh oh oh
Ho, ho, ho, ho, no, no, no
Oh, fie upon thee, fie upon thee (fie upon thee, blow it up)
Just pull the pin and then throw it at the count of four, of two, of three

So we get past the rabbit because it's deceased
Then we hear a great roar and are chased by a beast
Oh hello, it's the bridge of death, fellows
Just gotta get past, just gotta get right past the gorge

Ooh, oh crap, oh crap

Finally reach the castle
And what do we see
It's those bloody Frenchmen
Aiming all their taunting at me

Now we're all arrested