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Money Pit

Original Song: "Hungry Heart" by Bruce Springsteen

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(No!
Oh no!
Crap!)

Bought a Cimarron in '82, Jack
Took it out for a ride, thought I'd never get back
It kept swerving like a river that's flowin'
I paid a fortune just to keep it goin'

Everybody's got a money pit
And you're always throwing cash at it
You pay and pay but it just never quits
Everybody's got a muh-uh-uh-uny pit

(Uh-huh)

I met her in a latte bar
I thought our love would never ever end
I bought her diamonds then I watched her depart
Now here I am broke and single again

Everybody's got a money pit
Everybody runs a deficit
Visa and Mastercard are loving it
Everybody's got a muh-uh-uh-uny pit

(d'oh d'oh d'oh d'oh d'oh d'oh
Oh, no
d'oh d'oh d'oh d'oh d'oh d'oh)

Found an inexpensive place to rest
Bought a bargain-priced suburban home
Foundation cracked and the contractor says
"This ain't cheap, you better get a loan"

(Just shoot me)

Everybody's got a money pit
You can never save because of it
A bill is paid and then two others hit
Everybody's got a muh-uh-uh-uny pit

(Oh no
You've got a muh-uh-uh-uny pit
Oh no
Never ending
d'oh d'oh d'oh d'oh d'oh d'oh d'oh
Always spending
d'oh d'oh d'oh d'oh d'oh d'oh d'oh)