Santa Claus Is Missing His Hos

Parody Performed By: Gary Hermann

Original Song: "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" by J. Fred Coots and Haven Gillespie

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He's mopin' around, alone and withdrawn
Wondering where that they could've gone
Santa Claus is missing his ho's

He doesn't know why, he doesn't know where
But they disappeared right into thin air
Santa Claus is missing his ho's

He had them in the bedroom
He had them in the hall
He had them up on every roof
And he had them at the mall

He's lookin' up high, he's lookin' down low
He's looking around, oh where did they go?
Santa Claus is missing his ho's

They made him feel so jolly
They made his belly shake
He doesn't know why they would leave
He's been good for goodness sake

He's starting to sweat, but then with a scream
Santa wakes up, it all was a dream
Santa Claus has still got his ho's

(Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas everybody!)