Stranger Each Day

Parody Performed By: Gary Hermann

Original Song: "YMCA" by The Village People

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Since he already has an outfit, Lineman needs his own version of YMCA as requested by BKSG.

Lineman, tall and all musclebound
I said Lineman dresses up like a clown
And then Lineman spends a night on the town
'Cause it makes him feel so happy

Lineman, callin' Black Knight his bro
I said Lineman, joins the chat on the show
And then Lineman, says he'll shave his behind
'Cause it's how he has a good time

I've gotta say he gets stranger each day
I've gotta say he gets weirder each day
He says tossing lunch meat is a sport he enjoys
He's a model for all his boys

I've gotta say he gets odder each day
I've gotta say he gets weirder each day
He says cooties are keen
He still rides a Big Wheel
He thinks Chim-chim and Pops are real

Lineman works each day until three
Stringing wire for the phone company
Or a cable to your cable TV
While he wears girls underclothing

Lineman wrestles dwarf amputees
And he asks them, "think you're better than me?"
Gotta wonder about his DNA
Is it as evolved as hair spray

I've gotta say he gets stranger each day
I've gotta say he gets weirder each day
Got a waterproof room where he dances with squids
Got a shame closet for his kids

I've gotta say he gets odder each day
I've gotta say he gets weirder each day
He goes up on a pole
When it's 20 degrees
Then he gloves a full 12kv

Lineman juggles cats to unwind
And we're thankful he is one of a kind
Rides a short bus when he wants to go out
And he'll slap your face with a trout

Lineman likes to lick batteries
And Long Island is his brand of iced tea
He's got ailments, see his elephant skin
And his partially absorbed twin

I've gotta say he gets stranger each day
I've gotta say he gets weirder each day
Holding high power lines has effects you can't see
Self inflicted lobotomy

Odder each day
I've gotta say he gets odder each day
Lineman will dance to the music of Wham
Lineman will prance for the folks on the cam

Weirder each day
He keeps proving he's weirder each day
Lineman, your wit sure amuses yourself
Lineman, please get some professional help

Stranger each day
He just keeps geeting stranger each day