Leprosy
Parody Performed By: Gary Hermann
Original Song: "Yesterday" by The Beatles
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The late Jim Conk (aka Goliath) requested this parody in February of 2006.
Leprosy
All my skin is falling off of me
Soon I'll be a triple amputee
It's all because of leprosy
Suddenly
I`m not half the man I used to be
'Cause my torso split apart from me
This leprosy came suddenly
Now I've lost a toe, don't you know
Where could it be
Oh no, where's my schlong
It's so wrong, this leprosy
Leprosy
Breaking up is not that hard for me
I'm as fractured as the GOP
It's all because of leprosy
It's so hard to hear when your ears
Have both popped free
And my derriere's
Over there, it's leprosy
Leprosy
All my skin is falling off of me
Or perhaps it's just the LSD
When I'm done trippin' then we'll see
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