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Jay Capone 
Parody Performed By: James Jancik
Original Song: "Chick-a-Boom" by Daddy Dewdrop 
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Every week on BKSG
There's a guy with a sense of humor
Oh, he makes me laugh
But I'm so confused
Is he real or just a rumor?
Because there's multiple versions of this guy
I have counted three Jays
And there may be many more
I listened one Saturday
And pretend Jay was on the air
He praised the Knight and Squire
And wanted to be like them
Jay Capone, Jay Capone
One, two, or many?
Jay Capone, Jay Capone
Or are there any?
Jay Capones, Jay Capones
Maybe there's twenty
Jay Capones, Jay Capone - one - ones
Then on another show
There was a second Jay
The Black Knight and Squire called him phone Jay
Could this be the real one?
Can you reach through the phone
And capture a sample of DNA?
The connection
Quickly died
So they tried to call him back
But got a message
That said "I'm unable
To take your call"
So was he really there?
Jay Capone, Jay Capone
Real or a fable?
Jay Capone, Jay Capone
It's so unstable
Jay Capone, Jay Capone
Call if you're able
Jay Capone, Jay Capone - one - one
Aaah, real or just fiction?
Mmm-hum, here's my prediction
My conviction he's nonfiction
In this jurisdiction
No contradiction here
But then on a third show we heard real Jay
And he was live there in the studio
The web cam showed him there
But maybe it was a clone
Or an imposter
How can we know?
Jay Capone, Jay Capone
How do we know it's
Jay Capone, Jay Capone
There on the show it's
Jay Capone, Jay Capone
Is it John Doe or
Jay Capone, Jay Capone - one - one
Jay Capone, Jay Capone
One, two, or many?
Jay Capone, Jay Capone
Or are there any?
Jay Capones, Jay Capones
Maybe there's twenty
Jay Capones, Jay Capone - one - ones
Jay Capone, Jay Capone
Real or a fable?
Jay Capone, Jay Capone
It's so unstable
Jay Capone, Jay Capone
Call if you're able
Jay Capone, Jay Capone - one - one
Jay Capone, Jay Capone
How do we know it's
Jay Capone, Jay Capone
There on the show it's
Jay Capone, Jay Capone
Is it John Doe or
Jay Capone, Jay Capone - one - one
Parody Notes:
- This parody was first played on The BKSG Show April 26, 2008.
- Jay "Capone" Stephen is the resident BKSG comedian. Sometimes he is live in the studio, sometimes he is on the phone, and sometimes he is unavailable (and "pretend Jay" fills in). On August 19, 2006, DJ Cherokee Leather and the Black Knight requested this parody.