I Drink Everywhere

Parody Performed By: Skip Briggs

Original Song: "I've Been Everywhere" by Geoff Mack

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I claim artistic license on one of the drink names. I shortened "St. Petersburg" to "Petersburg" to fit the pacing. If you want to try any of these drinks, you can find the recipes at drinknation.com. Cheers!

I had entered a bar along the dusty Winnemucca road
When along came a rummy who was looking for a booze reload
"If you're drinkin' to get polluted Mack, join me to imbibe"
And so we climbed into the booth and then we settled down inside
He asked me if I'd seen a bar with so much stock on hand
And I said, "Listen, I've emptied every pub in this here land!"

I drink everywhere, man
I drink everywhere, man
Salem and St. Clair, man
In Maine and Delaware, man
Of liquor I've had my share, man
I drink everywhere

I've had a:
Frisco
Tuxedo
Combo
Tropicala
Pompano
Mikado
Presto
Saratoga
Chapala
Geisha
Femina
Pollyanna
Rumba
Panama
Jessica
Marguerita
Tom Moore
Singapore
Commodore
Primavera
Guanabana
Floradora
Barbarella
Cowboy Killer

I drink everywhere, man
I drink everywhere, man
At the county fair, man
Got wasted in Times Square, man
I've really got quite a flair, man
I drink everywhere

I've had a:
Brimstone
Addington
Chilton
Americana
Washington
Teton
Kingston
Mexicana
Foggy Day
Maggie May
Hudson Bay
Tuscaloosa
Gin Jock
Bangcock
Aftershock
Alley Shooter
Tumbleweed
Cherokee
Honey Bee
Carrot Cake
Earthquake
Bailey's Shake
Rattlesnake
and
Snowflake

I drink everywhere, man
I drink everywhere, man
In my private lair, man
I tied one on with Cher, man
Right here and over by there, man
I drink everywhere

I've had a:
Chapel Hill
Road Kill
Lawhill
Casablanca
Basic Bill
Oil Spill
Cherry Hill
Choco Buca
Gin Gold
Hot Gold
Black & Gold
Bear Fart
Applejack
Heart Attack
Liquid Crack
Bleeding Heart
Arago
P.T.O.
Hot Latina
Blue Christina
Gasolina
Catalina
See what I mean-a

I drink everywhere, man
I drink everywhere, man
In the barber chair, man
On planes up in the air, man
You really should be aware, man
I drink everywhere

I've had a:
Iceberg
Petersburg
Killeberg
Coronado
Early Burn
Heartburn
Rug Burn
Merry Widow
Weep No More
Juan More
Ravenclaw
Waborita
Samba
Savannah
Aloha
Rosalita
Harvest Moon
Blue Lagoon
Sweet Afternoon
Chocolate City
Fruit Booty
After Party
Krunk Kitty
That's my ditty

I drink everywhere, man
I drink everywhere, man
Russia and Red Square, man
While on the thoroughfare, man
I did it all on a dare, man
I drink everywhere
I drink everywhere