How Much Is That Hooker In The Window?
Parody Performed By: Gary Hermann
Parody Performed By: Skip Briggs
Original Song: "How Much Is That Doggie In The Window?" by Bob Merrill
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How much is that hooker in the window?
The one who is shaking her tail
How much is that hooker in the window?
The red light says she is for sale
In Amsterdam I was on a tour
That took me down interesting streets
Where women in naughty undergarments
All try to get you in the sheets
How much is that hooker in the window?
The one who is shaking her tail
How much is that hooker in the window?
There's one that I'd sure like to nail
I read in the paper that it's legal
For Amsterdam hookers to hook
They show off their product in a window
It's free if you just want to look
How much is that hooker in the window?
The one who is shaking her tail
How much is that hooker in the window?
I see the display is for sale
I don't want a doggie or a kitty
I don't want a parrot or duck
I don't want a bowl of little fishies
I just want to buy a good [censored]
How much is that hooker in the window?
The one who is shaking her tail
How much is that hooker in the window?
I hope I don't find out she's male