Hit Points

Original Song: "Hot Stuff" by Donna Summer

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Sittin' here playin' on my computer
Racin' through a maze with a gun
Blastin' zombies with a big bazooka
But I pay a price for my fun

Takin' lots of hit points from my attackers
I'm getting hit points during the fight
A lot of hit points making me stagger
Gotta heal these hit points
Gotta find some health or die

I've got hit points
So many hit points
Don't want hit points

Lookin' for the level that holds the devil
I'm ready to encounter the boss
But you know that that's when my plans unravel
Turning victory to a loss

Taking bloody hit points here in the battle
Receiving hit points all of the time
Can't dodge these hit points makin' me rattled
Gotta heal these hit points
Got to find some health or die

I'm getting hit points
Hit points
Don't want no hit points

[VIDEO GAME INSTRUMENTAL - PLAYER KEEPS DYING]

Gonna find a cheat code so I can finish
I'll use that cheat code to stay alive
Typin' in the cheat code ready to end this
Knowin' with my cheat code I will survive, yeah yeah

Oh no the cheat code was temporary
And now my hit point count is too high
So many hit points it's really scary
I'm takin' hit points I'm gonna die
[pac-man death sound]