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Here Come the Nuns

Original Song: "21 Guns" by Green Day

Parody Performed By: Skip Briggs

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Do you go to religious school?
Did you break some minor rule?
Did they take your fun away?
And they made you sit contemplating?

Did you feel like you were chained?
While you tried to live unconstrained
But they won't stop until you're trained
Trouble's brewin'

Run! Here come the nuns
Rulers in hand, God on their side
Run! Here come the nuns
Black and white band, you cannot hide guilty eyes

Classroom grind is making you frown
And you'd like a night on the town
Force of habit's getting you down
As you spy twisted sisters all around

Traditions are well defined
And your thoughts better be aligned
They all know what's on your mind
Trouble's brewin'

Run! Here come the nuns
You are G-U-I-L-T-Y
Run! Here come the nuns
Cape headed crew, you know they're bi-ble allies

Graduation, you think you're free
But you learn that it's not to be
All your life is part of the choir
And hellfire waits if you forget your rosary

Retribution's gonna be dealt
You remember just how it felt
They've got nun-chucks and bible belts
Trouble's brewin'

Run! Here come the nuns
Moving en masse, drinking the wine
Run! Here come the nuns
Don't give 'em sass, just toe the line

Run! Here come the nuns
Penguin patrol, God's estrogen
Run! Here come the nuns
Shaping your soul with discipline, so amen