Hangnail

Original Song: "Dang Me" by Roger Miller

Parody Performed By: Skip Briggs

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Well I wanna cry, holler and hiss
I never thought that I could hurt like this
Grabbed it tight and gave a tug
Now I need a topical skin tear drug

Hangnail, hangnail
You got me yellin' holy dang, nail
Ripping my finger skin
What a painful state I'm in
Ooh ooh ooh ouchie ouchie ouchie ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ouchie ouchie ouchie ooh ooh

Just sittin' around drinkin' with the rest of the guys
I look down, what did I spy
Just a small skin splinter beside my nail
I gave it a yank and turned polar bear pale

Hangnail, hangnail
You got me yellin' holy dang, nail
Ripping my finger skin
What a painful state I'm in
Ooh ooh ooh ouchie ouchie ouchie ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ouchie ouchie ouchie ooh ooh

Roses are red and daisies are yellow
Everyone heard my awful booming bellow
A bandaid and some analgesic cream
Is not gonna do it 'cause I still need to scream

Hangnail, hangnail
You got me yellin' holy dang, nail
Ripping my finger skin
What a painful state I'm in
Ooh ooh ooh ouchie ouchie ouchie ooh ooh