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Five Feet High and Snowing

Parody Performed By: James Jancik

Original Song: "Five Feet High and Rising" by Johnny Cash

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How high's it snowin', mama?
Two feet high and risin'
How high's it snowin', papa?
Two feet high and risin'

We can walk along the road in our overcoats
The neighborhood looks like an ice-cream float
It's so pretty coming down makes me wanna gloat
Two feet high and risin'

How high's it snowin', mama?
Three feet high and risin'
How high's it snowin', papa?
Three feet high and risin'

Now it's breaking limbs on all the trees
It's blowin' and it's gettin' hard to see
I hope the toilet doesn't freeze
Three feet high and risin'

How high's it snowin', mama?
Four feet high and risin'
How high's it snowin', papa?
Four feet high and risin'

I tried to walk on down the lane
I got about a block, then I came home again
I'm tellin ya', this global warming is insane
Four feet high and risin'

How high's it snowin', mama?
Five feet high and risin'
How high's it snowin', papa?
Five feet high and risin'

Well, it shows no signs of slowing down
It's weeks 'til springtime comes around
I'm moving south, I'm outta this town
Five feet high and risin'

Well, it's five feet high and risin'