Fat Man Flying

Original Song: "Bad Moon Rising" by CCR

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They say there's reindeer flying
They say Santa's on the way
They say that he's supplying
Presents for Christmas day

NORAD will verify
That a sleigh is zooming by
There's a fat man in the sky

I hear Santa really hungers
I hear he's got an appetite
If you don't leave out milk and cookies
Your gift just might be anthracite

Don't try to see him fly
'Cause he's faster than your eyes
There's a fat man in the sky

Could you wind up getting nothing
Could you be on the naughty list
Were you seen at a Coldplay concert
With Mrs. Claus, and Santa's pissed

Well, there's nowhere you can hide
From the jolly master spy
He can spot you from the sky

You better go and hide
And seal up your chimney tight
Or you might be sleighed tonight