Erotica
Parody Performed By: James Jancik
Original Song: "America" by Neil Diamond
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If you pay attention to the lyrics, you'll notice that this parody is not a celebration of online porn, but a disapproval of folks substituting online porn for real relationships.
Bars
Guys are waitin' in bars
Without a date
To take home in their cars
Free
Internet is still free
They head for home
And surf for a dream
All alone in their domains
They're watching web erotica
Never looking up again
They're watching web erotica
Porn
Well it's right there on display
Oh, it's there for them everyday
With a click of the mouse
She's removing her blouse
Porn
It's so easy to fall from grace
Real relations will be replaced
They'll just stay in the house
With their virtual spouse
Everywhere around the world
They're watching web erotica
Every night a different girl
They're watching web erotica
Their PC will take them there
They're watching web erotica
Their PC will let 'em stare
They're watching web erotica
They're watching web erotica
With Betty and Veronica
They're looking for exotica
They're watching web erotica
Today, risque, oy vey, they play, today
My country 'tis of thee (today)
Land of depravity (today)
Of thee I sing (today)
Another schwing
Today, I say, hey wait, display for pay? No way!