Eight O'clock in the Morning

Parody Performed By: Gary Hermann

Original Song: "Eight O'clock in the Morning" by Gary Hermann

Eight o'clock in the morning
Just got back to my place
Eight o'clock in the morning
My memory's erased

Staggering around my room, can't walk a straight line
Staggering around my room, my tongue is so dry

Went out drinking last night
Had a case of beer
Also had some vodka
And maybe everclear

Head is pounding like a hyperactive drum line
Every sound is amplified about twenty times

Wish I could remember the fun I had
Who wrote down their number on this sanitary pad?

Eight o'clock in the morning
All the aspirin is gone
Eight o'clock in the morning
I threw up in the john

Got to fill my coffee cup and then I'll be fine
Got to fill my coffee cup with whisky or wine

Wish I could remember the fun I had
What is this cucumber doing in my pants?

Now I've got to get to work down at the airline
Piloting a jumbo jet that's leaving at nine

Once again I swear that this will be the last time