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Dumbledore's Army

Original Song: "Oliver's Army" by Elvis Costello

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Dolores Umbridge
Tyrant full of spite
An evil and dumb witch
Who's not teaching us how to fight

Gotta all band together
Sign the parchment, then you'll be a member

Dumbledore's army is here to stay
Dumbledore's army is here to say
That we will never let Voldemort win
We vow today

We've got enchanted Galleons
For all the rank and file
But it's no simple dalliance
When you're opposing someone vile

Won't you teach us, Harry Potter
We need courage to stop the slaughter

Dumbledore's army is here to stay
Dumbledore's army won't back away
And we will never let Voldemort win
And have his way

Hogwarts is under seige
Defenses have been breached
Voldemort fills us with dread
Telling us Harry Potter's dead
And it looks like there's nothing but defeat straight ahead

But we're still standing
And Neville says we won't give in
He's got his wand in hand
The final battle's going to begin

Then to everybody's great surprise
Turns out Harry Potter's still alive

Dumbledore's army is here to stay
Dumbledore's army joins in the fray
And evil's gonna be meeting its fate
With no delay

And Harry's gonna take Voldemort down
And win the day

And dark Death Eaters, dementors, and all
Will run away