Don't Pee In The Shower

Original Song: "Don't Sleep In The Subway" by Petula Clark Original Song on Facebook Videos

You get out of bed
There's a new day ahead
But you first have to get yourself ready
Oh, you head for the room
Where you clean up and groom
And again do the thing I am dreading

I've griped at you a million times before
You know the toilet is what that is for

Don't pee in the shower, doofus
Don't think you can hit the drain
Don't pee in the shower, doofus
You're gonna spray
You're gonna make me sick
And by the way
The tile's sticky again

You say that you aim
But you miss all the same
And besides there's an odor that lingers
Oh, it's making me mad
How you act like a cad
I'm about to put you through the wringer

I don't know why you have to be so mean
And leave a yellow stain for me to clean

Don't pee in the shower, doofus
Don't add to the waterfall
You call it a streaming service
And my review
It's such a pisser dude
So get a clue
And don't be rude, use a stall

Don't pee in the shower, doofus
You know urine trouble now
Don't pee in the shower, doofus
Don't let it flow
There isn't any doubt
You need to go
And I mean outta here now

Don't pee in the shower, doofus
Don't tell me you're number one
Don't pee in the shower, doofus