Crazy For You

Original Song: "Crazy For You" by Madonna

Parody Performed By: Skip Briggs

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Wandering though the discount mart
Strangers staring at me when I bark
One by one they turn and start to run

I see you by the kitchenware
So I stick a fork in my hair
Then I sing that song from Cabaret
What I'm tryin' to say is that

I'm crazy for you
Watch me stop breathing 'til I'm blue
I never wanted anyone like this
I'll eat a shoe
I'm more than just insane
I'm crazy for you
Crazy for you

Climbing into a shopping cart
Drop my pants and show you my scar
Paint my face to look just like Darth Maul

Slowly back you begin to move
As the police come racing into view
And they say I'll soon be doing time
But my only crime is that

I'm crazy for you
Watch me drink all of this shampoo
I never wanted anyone like this
Except Shamu
I'm more than just insane
I'm wrapped in cellophane because
I'm crazy for you
Watch me hop like a kangaroo
I never wanted anyone like this
So let's review
I'm more than just insane
I'm crazy for you, and for bamboo, and a kazoo
Cracker Jack too

It makes me moo, I'm crazy for you
Now I'm snorting glue
I'm crazy, crazy for you
Got a Beck tattoo, I'm crazy coo-coo
Bathe in cheese fondue
Yeah, I'm crazy for you, crazy for you baby
I'm crazy for you