Still Got the Crabs
Original Song: "Still Got the Blues" by Gary Moore
Parody Performed By: Skip Briggs
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Sometimes my parody brain surprises even me. Thanks to Skip Briggs for being such a good sport and recording this one.
Used to be so easy to give my sex away
But I found out the hard way
There's a price you have to pay
I found out that love is no friend of mine
I should've seen your warning signs
So long
It was so long ago
But I've still got the crabs from you
Used to be so easy to fall in love again
But I found out the hard way
It can get under your skin
I found out that sex is just a louse-y game
You play and you win
Then your crotch is inflamed
So long
It was so long ago
But I've still got the crabs from you
So many years since I've seen your face
But since then my loins are an itchy place
Need some DDT
So long
It was so long ago
But I've still got the crabs from you
Though the days come and go
There is one thing I know
I've still got the crabs from you