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Still Got the Crabs

Original Song: "Still Got the Blues" by Gary Moore

Parody Performed By: Skip Briggs

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Sometimes my parody brain surprises even me. Thanks to Skip Briggs for being such a good sport and recording this one.

Used to be so easy to give my sex away
But I found out the hard way
There's a price you have to pay
I found out that love is no friend of mine
I should've seen your warning signs

So long
It was so long ago
But I've still got the crabs from you

Used to be so easy to fall in love again
But I found out the hard way
It can get under your skin
I found out that sex is just a louse-y game
You play and you win
Then your crotch is inflamed

So long
It was so long ago
But I've still got the crabs from you

So many years since I've seen your face
But since then my loins are an itchy place
Need some DDT

So long
It was so long ago
But I've still got the crabs from you

Though the days come and go
There is one thing I know
I've still got the crabs from you