Did You Really Eat The Cookies

Original Song: "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me" by Culture Club

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Took some time
To realize your crime
All the food you steal
See your chance
To get a prize
Snatch a freebie meal

Did you really eat the cookies
Did you really eat the pizza pie
And we're missing all the turkey
It's enough to make me cry

So I've finally started learning
Just exactly what you are
You're a low-down sneakin' food thief
And you've really gone too far

Did you really eat the cookies
Did you really eat the apple pie
All the dishes are now empty
And you're never gonna tell me why

So my trust you have broken
Think I need a couple beers
Now it's time these words are spoken
Let me make this very clear

What you did has really peeved me
And it's true we now are foes
If you come too close, believe me
Gonna bop you in the nose

When you saw the cheddar cheese
You took it away
Where'd you hide the sugar peas
You've ruined my day

Did you really eat the cookies
Did you really eat the wild rice
Did you really eat the honey
Did you really eat the pumpkin pies

Did you really eat the candy
Did you really eat the ham on rye
Did you really eat the jerky
Did you really eat the lemon pie

Why'd we ever get this puppy
He'll be sleeping in the yard tonight