Carry On Luggage, Son

Original Song: "Carry On Wayward Son" by Kansas

Parody Performed By: Skip Briggs

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Carry on your luggage, son
You'll have peace when travel's done
Place your bag up overhead
Or down on the floor

Aaaah!

Used to fly above the noise and confusion
With my luggage checked and held in seclusion
I could trust in every flier
Those were friendly skies

Then along came airline deregulation
And my bags would go to some random station
So take advantage of my knowledge
Heed your dad's advice

Carry on your luggage, son
You'll have peace when travel's done
Place your bag up overhead
Or down on the floor

Then the airlines started all losing money
And their future wasn't lookin' real sunny
And so they started charging extra
For every bag they have to stow

When you pick a flight and purchase a ticket
Won't be long until you tell them to stick it
'Cause every bag you want to check through
Gonna make the charges grow

Carry on your luggage, son
You'll have peace when travel's done
Place your bag up overhead
Or down on the floor

Carry on
'Cause it's free and it's speedy
Carry on
But they're getting too greedy
Now they wanna charge for luggage
That you bring aboard the plane

Put your suitcase in your trunk
All these airline fees are bunk
Put yourself behind the wheel
And just drive
Don't you fly no more

No more!