Candid Camera

Parody Performed By: Skip Briggs

Original Song: "Crossfire" by Stevie Ray Vaughn

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Way back when, in '48
Allen Funt did something great
Put a show on TV
Where the laughs were guaranteed
Never knew what you'd see
They would even prank celebrities

It was candid, caught on the camera
Smile, you're on candid camera

They would rig coffee machines
Wait for someone to want caffeine
They would pay, it'd fill the cup
Then it'd suck it all back up

Candid, caught on the camera
C'mon smile, you're on candid camera

People got so bewildered
Until the MC came out and said
Smile, you're on candid camera

Shopping in a giant store
With about a dozen floors
Sliding panels moved around
So no exit can be found

It was candid, caught on the camera
It was candid, folks went bananas
It was candid, caught on the camera
C'mon smile, you're on candid camera
Candid
Caught on the camera
So c'mon smile, you're on candid camera