Born to Be Wild

Parody Performed By: Gary Hermann

Original Song: "Born to Be Wild" by Steppenwolf

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Driving in my Geo
Cruisin' down the highway
Limit's fifty-five now
But I'm doin fifty-eight

Yeah, darlin'
I'm so wild and crazy
Drinking non-alcoholic wine
I'm gonna get rub-on tattoos
Then stay out 'til nine

Left a stack of pennies
When I tipped the waiter
Didn't hold the rail
When I rode the escalator

Yeah darlin'
Gonna open email
From a person that I don't know
I'll go out without a jacket
And play in the snow

Let the others be mild
I was born
Born to be wild
And I'm getting down
I'm playin' Jackson Browne
Born to be wild
Born to be wild

Gonna see a movie
One that's rated PG
Gonna ring your doorbell
Then I'll hide where you can't see

Yeah baby
Gonna run with scissors
Gonna eat a McDonald's meal
Then ride in a car that's got a
Female at the wheel

I let the others be mild
I was born
Born to be wild
And I'm rockin' on
I'm playin' Elton John
Born to be wild
Born to be wild