I Binged and Purged

Parody Performed By: Miss Justine

Original Song: "I Kissed A Girl" by Katy Perry

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I always had some food in hand
Twinkie addiction
I grew as large as a van
From this affliction
I need a solution
Just wanna lose some pounds
A diet plan that's fun
Without restrictions

I binged and purged and I liked it
I ate anything I wanted
I binged and purged for my diet
I hope my innards survive it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Ta ta to my cellulite
I binged and purged and I liked it
I liked it

Now I'm not feeling any shame
At having seconds
It's my "eat and emesis" game
The bathroom beckons
It's not what smart girls do
Not how they manage weight
I really have no clue
Live for today

I binged and purged and I liked it
The way to a skinny body
I binged and purged, won't deny it
My intestine feels so knotty
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
And my jeans are not as tight
I binged and purged and I liked it
I liked it

Bulimia is magical
But now my breath can kill a bull
My heartbeat is arrhythmical
My stomach has ulcers
Ain't no big deal because I'm thin

I binged and purged and I liked it
The feeling of dehydration
I binged and purged, you should try it
Just ignore the constipation
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
I need a doctor tonight
I binged and purged and I liked it
I liked it