96 Beers

Original Song: "96 Tears" by ? and the Mysterians

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So many lagers for one guy to be drinkin'
So many lagers for one guy to guzzle down

I'll start a tab now
With my Visa
And I'll start drinkin'
A beer or three
Then you come 'round
And give me a dare
We're gonna be here
For quite a little while
Because I'm gonna show you
I don't fear
A night of tryin'
Ninety-six beers
Try
Try

And when the sun comes up
I'll be so crocked
You'll be sittin' there
Feelin' shock
That I survived
So much beer
It just astounds you
Holy cow
And I'm right here
Wonderin' how
I'm gonna get you
To buy a round
That I'll try, try, if you'll buy

So many lagers for one guy to be drinkin'
So many lagers for one guy to guzzle down

You're gonna buy ninety-six beers
I'm gonna try ninety-six beers
You're gonna buy, buy buy buy now
I'm gonna try, try try try
Ninety-six beers (c'mon let me try a Bock now)
Ninety-six beers (whoo! Unlimited supply)
Night and day, yeah
All night long
Ninety-six beers
What a guy, c'mon buddy
Let me see you buy now
All night long
Ninety-six beers! Yeah! C'mon now
Ninety-six beers